Party With Floyd

Lance was a showman. Celebrity girlfriend on his arm, arriving in limos and expensive autos, no media outlet ever talking about him without also discussing the Big C.

Floyd is different. First, his name is FLOYD. Second, he is from Farmersville, Lancaster County. That's RIGHT HERE. He used to hang out at the Green Mtn Cyclery in Ephrata. He left the strict Mennonite ways to train and live in San Diego. You just know he was in his apartment with a fridge full of beers too.

For 7 years Lance made America proud even as the average American didn't really care. It was a routine. Just another reason to see Sheryl's ripped tanned legs on stage.

But Floyd is a good old boy. He came back from an 8 minute deficit - a task that everyone said was impossible to accomplish. The cops in Paris are waving Floyd flags. His is a different kind of win.

I hope there is a parade for him. I will be there with a cooler of beer and I will crack one open and raise it in a toast to him. Sometime this Fall I am going to hare a trail in Farmersville and we will have a beer check in front of his folk's house.

Grandmaster's Rant #4

Greetings Readingites!

After receiving a scathing email (from a non-RH3 hasher regarding my JESUS SAVES edict) that called me a DICTATOR - I decided to institute a bi-monthly social entitled DRINK WITH THE DICTATOR. Each time we will gather at a different Reading-area location.

Every even numbered month I will publish a location and time and anyone who shows up will be treated to a free first round of drinks.

When I got the idea there were only a few days left in June so we met at Champions for their "Naughty Schoolgirl Night"

PULLS OUT EARLY and RIBBED FOR HER PLEASURE arrived and we hung out and watched the frat boys make feeble efforts at winning the love of the barmaids. Quite amusing actually!

POE looked regal as he enjoyed his stogie. Winston Churchill or YOU'RE MY F'ING HERO would have been proud!

This week's theme was bikini night and next week's is lingerie night. Somehow I suspect that at least some Reading hashers will be there (this IS the unofficial RH3 bar).

July 3rd rolled around and our PISSUP was also held here ( no theme). LITTLE BITTY TITTY, BETWEEN DICKS and DECOY met me here but things werent happening and we were hungry. So we went across Lancaster Ave to Flanagan's.

They have some awesome clams - small but tasty - and their shrimp are equally good. RUBBER BALLS and EAGER BEAVER soon arrived and our little PISSUP was a joyous affair.

The rain held off the following morning as Independence Day stayed dry for the 22nd Annual Reading Independence Day Hash on Mt Penn. As expected, we had a hoot as hares DECOY and BAD SEMEN played patriotic music, laid out donuts and beer and watched as FLAMER launched pyrotechnics upward and at any poofters who had gathered. The CEREMONIAL MOONING OF THE FAGS also took place.

Almost 30 hashers watched the sunrise and followed trail through Mt Penn. A great apres followed at Keugler's Roost.

RH3 is on a roll. Bring a virgin, tell your sexy, drunken or even athletic friends.

July holds a "road trip" to LUNACHIC's TMI Full Mooner on the 10th, newly renamed LICK MY TRUNK will hare a ghetto hash from the Pennview on the 24th and the last weekend is ANGEL and EAGER's "POWER OF THE POOHSAY" hash in scenic Jim Thorpe. All this info is on the website.

This is YOUR hash - comments and suggestions welcome at any time. Reading kicks ass!

Proudly hashing in PA's most dangerous city,
OVEREXPOSED,
Grandmaster

PS: PA Interhash (Sept 29,30-Oct 1 in Harrisburg) is FAST approaching - get your rego in asap. The next two price increases happen July 10th and August 27th.