The Santa Hash - 11 Days Away
"Santa Fu&k's The Hash" is only two weeks away. That's hard to believe as this year as gone by very quickly.
A few days ago someone said they are looking forward to attending our "Fu&k Santa Hash". I corrected her but after giving it some thought - MANY of us WILL be saying that after Santa Fu&ks us.
As the head (who said head?) evil elf has repeatedly stated, 'this is a traditional' Reading Hash. By this he means and 'old time' RH3 trail where it was mostly about the damned running. Don't count on beer before or during the trail. There MAY be but I wouldn't bet anything of value on it. Primarily this is because the elves are cheap sons of bitches who keep all the best toys for themselves and send the broken Starsky & Hutch games to the needy ghetto kids.
The saving grace of this hash is the kickass apres. You can always count on seeing a another of Reading's dumps, delicious greasy food and the ever generous and perverted Santa Claus himself.
Bring a drybag as you will probably need it and the trail may very well be a bigtime A to B. Bimbos - dont be afraid to dress like your inner slut. And most of all, dont forget your gayly wrapped gift for the exchange.
ONON is at 1PM SHARP on Saturday December 16th. No post hash hockey game as the Royals are on the road at Toledo but its very likely some of the damned drunks will stagger onward to a post-lube.
Did I mention that its always good for the harriets to dress better than denim? And of course kilts are always welcomed!
OE
A few days ago someone said they are looking forward to attending our "Fu&k Santa Hash". I corrected her but after giving it some thought - MANY of us WILL be saying that after Santa Fu&ks us.
As the head (who said head?) evil elf has repeatedly stated, 'this is a traditional' Reading Hash. By this he means and 'old time' RH3 trail where it was mostly about the damned running. Don't count on beer before or during the trail. There MAY be but I wouldn't bet anything of value on it. Primarily this is because the elves are cheap sons of bitches who keep all the best toys for themselves and send the broken Starsky & Hutch games to the needy ghetto kids.
The saving grace of this hash is the kickass apres. You can always count on seeing a another of Reading's dumps, delicious greasy food and the ever generous and perverted Santa Claus himself.
Bring a drybag as you will probably need it and the trail may very well be a bigtime A to B. Bimbos - dont be afraid to dress like your inner slut. And most of all, dont forget your gayly wrapped gift for the exchange.
ONON is at 1PM SHARP on Saturday December 16th. No post hash hockey game as the Royals are on the road at Toledo but its very likely some of the damned drunks will stagger onward to a post-lube.
Did I mention that its always good for the harriets to dress better than denim? And of course kilts are always welcomed!
OE
posted by OE | 9:46 AM
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