Hashing Is Not For Pussies

Greetings!

First, the DC RED DRESS RUN is closed. The 425 regos sold like hotcakes. If you get a burst of energy and decide you want to go there will be a webpage for buying and selling of existing registrations.

The other big event that is fast approaching is the PA INTERHASH. Sadly, we only have 3 or 4 Reading hashers signed up. Thats pretty pathetic considering it is right up the road (and the Saturday main trail is being laid locally by EVERYDAY and crew). And, we are the hosts of the 2008 PAIH so it makes us look extra lame for not having more in attendance.

The last PAIH was an awesome time. Granted New Cumberland isnt Warren but it will still be a hoot. You get to meet hashers from all over PA, drink beer, eat, dance and have a good time without having to drive very far at all. If you can go you will not regret it- www.painterhash.com

This afternoon I stopped at Lowe's. Ernesto's very leading edge was just starting to cause a light drizzle to fall. It was so light that you would have had to stand outside for sometime before you even felt moisture through a shirt.

I look up and see this guy entering the store under the protection of an umbrella. A freaking umbrella! Like he is made of sugar and the 25ft walk would cause him to melt.

The old lady also has an umbrella but she is old. She probably shivers violently from cold in the middle of the summer. The guy on the other hand wasn't old and probably wasn't made of sugar so he is just a poofter.

I have posted before and mentioned some people who would make good hashers. This guy is not one of them.

We need new boots to grow our beloved RH3. If every hasher, even every active hasher, would bring even one virgin we would quickly have a really solid base of idjits.

Think of people you know who have some of the following traits: fun-loving, crazy, beer-drinking, outdoorsy, outgoing and of course, good looking bimbos. Tell them about our kennel and invite them to an upcoming trail.

The responsibility to build our hash falls on everyone. The next trail is the 9/11 Remembrance Hash on 9/11/06. This one would be a good trail for a virgin. Hope to see you then!

Sincerely,

OVEREXPOSED