John Mayer Is A Poofter

John Mayer would never hang as a hasher. First, he LOOKS LIKE a poofter.

Its unlikely he is a beer drinker.

Of course these two things do not automatically DQ someone from being a hasher. There are plenty of hashers who look like a poofter and prefer something other than beer.

But, read the article and you will see that one of the reasons why he broke up with Jessica Simpson is because he was "fed up with Simpson's revealing outfits". WTF?

No matter what you think of Jessica Simpson's mental midgetness - there is no debating that she is a hot chick. Hotter than most of us have ever had. And this clambone is bitching because she dresses TOO sexy!?!?

THAT is what would keep him from being a hasher.